Now THIS is How You Tell The Weather



This is Tomasz Schafernaker, weatherman for BBC on the cover of Attitude Active magazine, a Gay magazine. And his employers at BBC had no idea! Naughty minx!

A weather centre source said, ‘It was a question of minor hot water that he didn’t inform his superiors’ continuing that, ‘Eyebrows were raised big time. You have to look to see that it is him. The boy was transformed into a swan. Let’s just say that everyone is seeing Tomasz in a different light now. But we are worried that when people are watching the weather when Tomasz presents they will not be able to concentrate on watching the symbols.’

The magazine, which features gay and straight men has the 31-year-old dreamboat meteorologist as their posterboy for their Health issue and shares that ”underneath his suits and shirts sported on TV [..] undressed he is the specimen you see before you, all pecs and ripped abs.’

Weather broadcasts would be so much more fun with shirtless healthy men, wouldn’t they?

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Avatar Sex Scene Script

For any of those who just can’t wait for the DVD to come out, here is part of the recently released script from 20th Century Fox that illuminates us all on how the blue people sexytime it up!

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

Oooo scintillating stuff. We wonder why Cameron cut it out? It didn’t seem as xxx as it made it out to be. Then again, the film was 2 hours plus.

Too bad! Guess you’ll all have to wait for the DVD

Daybreakers The Countdown is ON!

Ethan Hawke, guy from Jurassic Park, a little Anne Rice and other Vampire-related stuff since this is beyond the Pg-13 rating of Twilight…

Looks fun! Release is in 3 days!

New Loves In The Air For Season 3 True Blood

Last season ended with the accidental death of Eggs, Tara’s boyfriend. So what’s in store for Rutina Wesley‘s character? A mysterious vampire lover named Franklin Mott who will be played by James Frain (The Tudors, 24)

Another addition to Season 3 comes  by way of actress Lindsay Pulsipher (The Beast) in the role of Crystal described as “a mysterious and haunting beautiful young woman who shares an ‘electric connection’ with Jason [Ryan Kwanten].” Haven’t we all learned that mysterious and electric mean supernatural and sexytime? Wonder what kind of supernatural she’ll be!

Natasha Alam has been cast as a new love interest for Alexander Skarsgard.  (Hmm, we think it’s a good alternative to Anna Paquin but we think Eric needs a caramel skinned woman like us ;))

This one was unexpected Joe Manganiello who had a recurring role on One Tree Hill as Brooke’s (Sophia Bush) love interest has been cast as the “hot and sexy alpha male werewolf”, Alcide Herveaux who we think is supposed to be quite naughty in the books. We do like him though. Who else can sexy face stare like that?

Of course we do have to reflect on Tara’s alcoholic mother’s new turn to the faith. Will she have a certain someone as well? Apparently she will in the form of a certain Reverand Daniels to be played by Gregg Daniel. He will play a church leader that Tara’s alcoholic mother turns to for “comfort.” LOL
Lafayette was considerably less Lafayette last season, a lot of his pizazz disappeared! But apparently he might just get it back with a boyfriend! Though Alan Ball has not chosen the actor for this yet apparently he is “quietly searching for a sexy Latino actor in his 30s to play a lust interest for everyone’s favorite same-gender-lovin’ blood dealer” Ball confirmed in the summer that viewers would see a more “vulnerable” Lafayette in season 3. He seemed pretty vulnerable last season. Bring back pizazz Lafayette!

Season 3 looks exciting though especially with all these yummy treats but seriously when are they going to cast someone Chinese for more than one episode and/or Indians? The two biggest populations in the world and you couldn’t find one to fit into the “Blood Dream”?

Anyway, here’s hoping this season doesn’t rely on sexytime and extended storyline stretching!

Billy Elliot Grew Up!

And how far we have come! We can’t believe actor Jamie Bell would have ever been teased for wanting to dance. He was precious and adorable as a ballet dancer in the film Billy Elliot.  Now, he is naked-chested and gorgeous 22 acting with the likes of Donald Sutherland and Channing Tatum, all which can be seen in their new film due to release next year, Eagle of the Ninth. Hello, hello if we see more sexy scenes like above!