Avatar Sex Scene Script

For any of those who just can’t wait for the DVD to come out, here is part of the recently released script from 20th Century Fox that illuminates us all on how the blue people sexytime it up!

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

Oooo scintillating stuff. We wonder why Cameron cut it out? It didn’t seem as xxx as it made it out to be. Then again, the film was 2 hours plus.

Too bad! Guess you’ll all have to wait for the DVD

Sheldon To Hook Up With Penny in Big Bang?

:( dun dun dun…unfortunately not.

Executive producer for the show, Chuck Lorre merrily commented that “part of [what’s so great about] Sheldon is he has chosen not to play in the relationship game either way — heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual,” he has said, ‘I’m a scientist and all I’m interested in is science.’” Damn you Chuck Lorre!

Bill Prady, another exec described that “[Sheldon] has made this choice that work and all of that is where he finds his passion.” Nooooo!

So despite their brilliant hilarious repartee Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco will have the romantic connection of …well, relatively nothing.

Happy with this news Big Bang fans?

Marilyn Manson To Marry Rachel Evan Whatever

The man must have some mouth on him or his standards are low. Who knows? The last we saw of Rachel was in True Blood in her role as the Vampire Queen. It was ok, she wasn’t as amazing or la-di-da as we assume she was meant to be.

Manson, on the other hand, talks intelligently in interviews and though certain videos of his seem to be hmmm, misogynistic towards women, perhaps it is art instead of implied terror against women?

He proposed to his lover on stage in gay old Par-ee and she agreed.

Of course she would!

What’s Wrong With Dating Someone Younger?


Film-maker Sam Taylor-Wood, 42, pregnant with 19-year-old Aaron Johnson, her fiancé.

43-year-old former England footballer Teddy Sheringham and 23-year-old Kristina Andriotis

While Sam Taylor-Wood is credited with directed the John Lennon biopic, Teddy Sheringham was known for footballing.

Would you classify these two as desperate, having found love with people more than 20 years younger than themselves? They have had previous relationships where children have resulted from both so did these unsuccessful relationships contribute to their dating someone younger?

Another way to look at this is looking at an older woman dating a younger man versus an older man dating a younger woman.

Why do we look with more scrutiny upon women?

Russell Brand And Katy Perry Engaged

A Musical Comedy together at last! Russell Brand confirmed the news saying ‘It’s true. Much love.’

He proposed to Katy during their holiday together in Jaipur, India, the Pink City.

Wonder if he proposed in any of these places

It’s nice there’s love in the air

Marc Jacobs And Lorenzo Martone Tied The Knot In St. Barts?


Keepin’ Each Other Honest! Officially!

Jacobs and Martone married in a quiet ceremony on the magical island that is St. Barts this week.

The cake toppers we give a 10 for ADORABLE!

Wild guess as to which one is Jacobs.

Update: They did not marry. A friend to the couple threw them an engagement party!

L’amour For Flight 1549 Survivors


Laura Zych and Ben Bostic were both passengers on the infamous Flight 1549 where the plane hit a flock of Canada geese causing the engines to fail. Luckily, the plane crash-landed on the Hudson River with no loss of any lives.

This led to the creation of a Facebook group for the survivors where Laura and Ben casually spoke for a few months before finally meeting 6 months later at a survivor reunion where they fell in love!

Aww just like Kate and Leo on the Titanic!…without Leo sinking to a watery grave….

but it’s a wonderful story of survival and resilience!

Sex Chip Being Developed By Scientists

Because vibrators and sex just aren’t enough…lol

Actually, it’s not what you think or maybe it is but keep in mind that it’s all in the name of science!

It has only been until recently that scientists have been developing “the sex chip, which functions by way of sending implanted electrodes into the brain. The orbitofrontal cortex, found behind the eyes is the hub for the feelings of pleasure we receive from sex and consuming food. It shouldn’t be a wonder that scientists have been researching this area of the brain for this chip. Apparently, a doctor from North Carolina is even experimenting with Woody Allen’s Orgasmatron machine seen in his 1973 release of Sleeper development to see if that too can produce pleasure.

Of course, the chip is not being created without reason. There are people, who have anhedonia, who are incapable of experiencing pleasure from any of the above activities. By accessing their orbitofrontal cortex correctly, the scientists hope, they will be able to give these individuals pleasure…from all things. The study of this was printed in the Nature Reviews Neuroscience journal, from Morten Kringelbach, a senior fellow at Oxford University’s department of psychiatry’s study.

Even though Tipu Aziz, Neurosurgery professor claims that they are making progress, he adds that this kind of experiment had been conducted on “the brain of a woman with a low sex drive and turned her into a very sexually active woman. She didn’t like the sudden change [resulting in] the wiring in her head [to be] removed.” He further adds that the present technology is “intrusive and crude” and can “cause bleeding” because one would need to have surgery to put heart pacemaker into the brain. AHHHHHH!!! Scary moments brought to you by science anyone?

He holds out hope for the future stating that “we don’t know half the possibilities yet” but that there hopefully will come a time where “you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed” with a deeper brain stimulation, (Um sure..) more subtly. Well, at least that sounds safer…in the very distant future.

It kinda reminded us of the artistic skin tattoos one would need with surgery though the tattoos show up with desire and this is (for the moment) through scary intrusive surgery.

Jaime Pressly (Singh)’s Wedded Bliss


The ”My Name Is Earl” star Jaime Pressly spoke with Instyle Weddings about her fairytale wedding in its’ winter issue, marrying entertainment lawyer Simran Singh just four short months before getting hitched.

Simran Singh? Could it be? An Indian?

Pressly says, “Sim is the first person I met that I was confident I would be able to grow old with. I was attracted to him right away. His smile, his beautiful skin – and there’s a wonderful intelligence about him … I loosen him up a bit and he makes me feel protected and loved.”

Beautiful skin, intelligent? Sounds Indian (and a loss) to us

And on a sidenote, Instyle Weddings Magazine should hire a new photographer. The head angle is all wrong!

Run Away With Eric the Vampire

How to watch this video: Turn off the sound, press play, look deep into Alexander Skarsgard‘s eyes and smile.

6’5 of gorgeous, don’t you agree?

However, for a little bit of True Blood scoop and what will happen with Sookie, listen on into what Alex Eric has to say. He really doesn’t give away much other than his character ”will try to mess things up between Sookie and Bill.”

Does it matter True Blood fans, we want him for ourselves not Anna Paquin!

Can Buy Me Billionaire Love?

China, known for its advancing technology and fashion is also renown as being home to about 130 billionaires who just didn’t have time to find love while they were busy building their empires.

Tragedy!

So it shouldn’t be a wonder that the match-making ball organized by match-making agency Golden Bachelors last Sunday was a veritable hit with 21 billionaires and 22 single women attending. The Asian media is calling it one of the Chinese capital’s most expensive parties ever as it costed 100,000 yuan ($14,650) a head!

Golden Bachelor media director Xiao Pu shared that the billionaires “use [their] agency to filter through suitable partners according to their physical appearance, personality,
level of education, level of income and family background.”

Some of the women were found through beauty pageants, scouted by the agency’s “love hunters” or registered through the site itself. At the exclusive event, they dressed in exquisite ball gowns, sang, danced and even cooked their way into the lonely men’s hearts during a talent show at the ball.

One of the participants, 22-year-old Dai who studies at Nanjing arts university told the China Daily that “every girl has the right to pursue happiness. I just want to avoid the problems I may be forced to face before falling in love.”

This event was said to be so successful that 80 percent of couples who attended the ball went on agency-organized dates, some even planning dates on their own initiative.

Where are our love hunters, we ask!

What would you do for love?

First Still from Eclipse Released For Twihards

Certain comments about the following photo was ‘Hey, wasn’t this the promo pic for the previous two films’.

It probably was but real Twi-fans won’t care. There are there for the amour. We still don’t understand what the fuss is about. The Twilight franchise is kinda like watching a film from Bollywood with no music!

If you love that Edward won’t touch Bella because he’s afraid he’ll grr at her, we recommend a film of the South Asian persuasion especially if you like extended romance dialogue, songs and ‘danger’. dun dun dunn

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