Friends Of Kathy

Sailor swearing on CNN to sailor swearing with refined company.

Whether it’s playing in Suze Orman‘s closet or showing off her Emmys with Anderson Cooper, Kathy maintains her hilarious. Surprised pictures of Larry didn’t show up on her twitter.

Wish WE had friends like that!

Kathy Swears Live On CNN…Again

Last night, comedienne Kathy Griffin could not help herself but swore again during the Times Square New Years Eve broadcast she hosted with Anderson Cooper. While she and Anderson discussed the balloon boy hoax, she said, “Fal– F**kin’? Falcon? How do you say it?”‘ ‘mispronouncing’ Falcon Heene’s name.

Anderson replied, “”You’re terrible. Really terrible.”

Ohhh let Kathy be Kathy. It wasn’t especially hilarious but she never got anywhere by censoring herself. She did, however, have a CNN contract created especially for her forbidding her from saying ‘naughty words’. The contract also said that if she swore she would have to write back the check she received from CNN.

What can we say? The Silver Fox and Crimson Minx rang in another year and we LOVED it.


LOL finally it’s live: Kathy starts by showing her CNN contract to Anderson Cooper ”Are you going to be squeaky clean, CNN is going to be gunshy”

11:01 – Kathy: ‘Turn off Ryan Seacrest now, it’s part of a conspiracy do it. Have you ever been beaten by Oprah, she hates gum-chewing and you chew gum Andy. I’m keeping you honest’

11:06 – Kathy is showing her number 1 best seller lol

11:21 – Lance Bass appears! Who are these crazy looking Australians with bad hair? Oh thank god it’s a wig They were hiding HOTNESS. Congrats on your marriage

Kathy keeps Anderson honest and then asks him fan question, If you were a dessert, what would you be? I know what you’d be. You’d be vanilla with a cherry on top
Anderson threatens to quit CNN, Kathy offers him position as assistant ”I’m hiring”

11:35 – Apparently Cher is a saint! She’s donated helmets to the army with better padding

11:38 – Kathy’s assistant Tiffany decided to go with Team Bass in Vegas LOL
11:40 – In retaliation Kathy shows off Manager Tom wearing no one in particular
11:40 – Oooo The midnight runners in central park Insanity. People of all ages too!
11:42 – Kathy on J.Lo ”I’m not saying she’s singing. I’m saying she’s fierce”
11:54 – What’s your safeword? (HAHAHA) Anderson: I have no idea what that means
Kathy: You’re going to answer that later

12:00 – Happy New Year!!!!!!
12:11 – Kathy – ”Whose on your death panel? Anderson” Anderson – What’s that?
12:16 – Kathy – Oh poor John Cry me a river He’s in Florida
12:19 – Kathy – I think I see Carrie Prejean in that crowd
12:22 – Us- Lance looks dapper
12:25 – Kathy – Anything with Ormond is good

We agree! We missed portions of the broadcast but all in all, we think it was hilarious.

Happy New Year to alll

Kathy Griffin Talking About Sexism on The Joy Behar Show

The tragedy of Kathy Griffin‘s imitation around the 1 minute mark is that it highlights a very real truth because imagine that sometime either after or before this interview, Joy Behar was forced to apologize to FAILED and replaced former Miss California Carrie Prejean, who is an embarassment to women everywhere. What Behar said was not a lie even though it was said the statements were defamatory and vicious in nature to Prejean illustrating a blurred image of her true character.

Oh please. For some odd reason, the American media is obsessed with giving this ridiculous excuse for a pageant queen airtime for no particularly important reason other than ratings (we assume) and it is so irritating because here she is at age 22 feigning ethics and morals which she claims to understand when everything she has done is contradictory.

It is no wonder that the business or entertainment world have such a jaded view of women inconsequently illustrating them as a sex not to be taken seriously. When faced with an opposing ideology of the ”non-hot” woman, why do the late night hosts seem uneasy and incapable of coming up with something of substance to say? This doesn’t apply to all late night hosts but then again, how many female comediennes have you seen in the media?

Kathy’s response to Joy concerning if there was a united front between women comediennes more or less answered the above question as she pinpoints the fact that sometimes there is and sometimes there isn’t because there ”are a few of us vying for a few jobs”.

With this, we must ask, is it too difficult to see women as comediennes? Is that why male comedy far outweighs the women’s in popularity or is it just that women are not being allowed enough segway to stabilize their position as actual comediennes?

Kathy Griffin on Lopez Tonight

Kathy Griffin and George Lopez are both nominated in the category of Best Comedy Album for the Grammies.

Who KNOWS who will win this year? Lopez has been nominated now three times while this is Griffin’s second nomination.

Hers is the only off-colour comedic gold we can stomach.

If you love her just as much, you will be very happy to know that despite her mistake from last year, CNN has invited her back to host with Anderson Cooper for their New Years’ Eve broadcast

Anderson and Kathy Together Again

Ha ha!! The hilarious duo is back together again for another year of watching the New Year’s ball drop and joining them will be Lance Bass, who will be reporting from the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

The gayest time of the year and it all starts at 11pm on December 31st. Wonder what kinda dick jokes Kathy will come up with this year.

From Kathy, to Oprah

Comedienne Kathy Griffin released her autobiography Official Book Club Selection just a few short months ago and the title, in case you are not aware refers to Oprah’s Official Book Club which Kathy has been vehemently attempting to get on much to the displeasure of Oprah and her girlfriend best friend Gayle. lol Kathy of course, being well aware of this, decided to write Oprah a letter titled A LETTER FROM KATHY just in case she wasn’t sure about letting her on the show.

If you know Kathy you will love this!

Dear Oprah,

Hi, how are you? How’s Gayle doing today?

Nice to hear.

Get ready, cause after you read this barn burner, you’re gonna want
me on for sweeps week. You’re gonna want to open a school in my
name, and have a special edition white ladies’ legends ball, just for me. Barbara Walters can cater. Maybe.

I know you have questions about what’s wrong with me. Call Dr.
Oz, he can be on with me during my hour, too. You don’t have to call
Nate. He’s already on my team. But don’t act like you don’t want to see my post-op plastic surgery photos, if you haven’t already flipped to that chapter. You probably don’t remember that I was actually a guest on your show. Once. I’m on a lot of shows once, for some reason. But just know that if my house ever catches fire, I’m grabbing my two dogs, my picture with you, and running for my life. My mom is on her own. By the way, don’t even think about Skypeing my mom for this episode. She’ll throw me under the bus in a heartbeat. She’s got a thing for Gayle. Ring a bell?

Let’s establish some ground rules for my much – anticipated appearance on your show. First of all, I’d like to sit on your lap, at a moment of your choosing. Please wear peach. I love you in summer colors.

We’re going to cold-call Steadman, because I’m no longer convinced
he even exists. And you will have to introduce me using your signature vowel-elongating bellow. Repeat after me: “KAAAA- THAY GRA- A- A- A- FF- A- A- A-A- A- N!” I already have chills.

Here’s my promise to you. This will be the most talked-about episode of your career. Well, after the one where Dr. Oz showed pictures of your poo. And maybe the one where the Olsen twins shocked the world with their tales of the difficulties of living in the public spotlight while trying to sell their sassy- themed tween fashion clothing line.

I know that you like to do episodes that help women put themselves
“first on their list,” that inspire “lightbulb” moments, and that
lead to revelations that are big. “BIG, PE- E- E- E- PUHL!” Our hour
together on camera, in front of your global audience, will surely motivate, challenge, and most important, help the children. After all, it is about the children. They are our future.

Here is what you will admire about me. I’m living the life you secretly
wish you could. I’ve got the dysfunctional family story just like a lot of people. I’ve bitten, scratched, and clawed to get where I am, just like you. But I don’t have to be nice about it. I’m naming names and telling tales out of school. I will be your guilty pleasure. I will be your new showbiz confidante. I will be your new Julia Rob- iston-altrow- avolta- angelou.

So strap yourself in, O. You may be the only person who will still
be talking to me by the end of this journey. Keep a bunk open at that school in South Africa. I may need to lay low for a while.
Come to think of it, I’m not sure you can handle this book. I’m
going to Tyra.

Kathy Griffin