Tie Ashley Greene Up *Wink*

Ashleigh Greene with no clothes, some clothes, for a change. This is getting ridiculous.

No one needs the teaser when they already saw the goods for free.

Images Courtesy Interview Magazine

Speaking Of Vampire Movies like Daybreakers For Instance…ughh Not Again

You knew it was inevitable! Especially with the release of the new vampire flick Daybreakers. It’s not Vampire Diaries, True Blood or ugh Twilight but it does deal with similar ..recurring themes like the tortured soul, which seem to be present in all fang-related films.

While the prominent aspects of the film deal with a mostly sanguin-starved vampire population, a dwindling blood supply, and vampires who become bat..men?, it also deals with struggling to survive humans and Head hematologist Edward Dalton played by Ethan Hawke who is SURPRISE the conflicted soulless individual.

Firstly, the Daybreakers script predates the first Twilight book by about a year so it should be kept in mind that it was a fresh, explosive idea long before sparkly Edward and lost-without-a-notion Bella. Oh, and that the name Edward was introduced in Daybreakers first. However, these two Edwards are strikingly similar in that they

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both avoid drinking human blood, possess the same golden eyes and have romantic tension that never comes to any sort of fruition other than hand-holding. Fun! Where Daybreakers differ however is much more interesting as we are taken into a dark world where vampires fear the well, we’ll call them bat-men, who are vampires who haven’t had blood for a prolonged period of time. There is also the idea of being able to transform back from fanged to human again and the obvious vampire-ruled world and human farms.

A few problems we had were Willem Dafoe’s hokey accent or maybe it was the script? and him or vampire storm troopers showing up a little too conveniently and obviously, misplaced horror music, which seemed more comical than serious and the dissatisfying and ridiculous ending, which left us with a confused taste in our mouth. Can you even taste confused? Who knows but we did. Now, unless they are making a two-part series or a trilogy, there was something amiss with the end of that film.

We don’t want to give too much away but even though it was well-filmed, it dragged on a little longer than it needed to and had a few key elements missing that would have otherwise made it a great film.

But really, can anyone ever say no to a vampire movie?

Daybreakers The Countdown is ON!

Ethan Hawke, guy from Jurassic Park, a little Anne Rice and other Vampire-related stuff since this is beyond the Pg-13 rating of Twilight…

Looks fun! Release is in 3 days!

First Still from Eclipse Released For Twihards

Certain comments about the following photo was ‘Hey, wasn’t this the promo pic for the previous two films’.

It probably was but real Twi-fans won’t care. There are there for the amour. We still don’t understand what the fuss is about. The Twilight franchise is kinda like watching a film from Bollywood with no music!

If you love that Edward won’t touch Bella because he’s afraid he’ll grr at her, we recommend a film of the South Asian persuasion especially if you like extended romance dialogue, songs and ‘danger’. dun dun dunn

Who Else Thinks Twihards Will Go Postal With This?

For those not looking to quell their Twilight obsession or Taylor Swift amour, they can see both of them in the 2010 release of Valentine’s Day filled with A-listers and Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift in lovee. Although whoever wrote the line, “young love full of promise, full of hope, full of ignorant reality” might be on to something.

And who is the douche doing the voice-over, was this an attempt to make it more douchy naturelle?

Bring back deep voice guy, you can never go wrong

Timbaland featuring new artist Soshy-The Morning After

lol who are you Timbaland, Van Helsing? The new Edward? We don’t know.
What we do believe is that extras from New Moon and True Blood are finding work here.

Smart marketing move if you ask us

That aside, French artist SoShy makes her debut on our Anglo airwaves.
We def need more French artists here.

Do you like the video? We know what you’ll say Twi-hards

The Vampire Frenzy continueesss

With the release of New Moon follows more for those vampire obsessed!  This time, for the fans of True Blood! It seems that Charlaine Harris, author of the Southern Vampire Mystery books will be releasing books 8 and 9 in France in their translated version. And for us? We have just to wait until May 2010 for Book 10.

2 Seasons down …8 to go? If True Blood continues with its fabulous rating, this very well could become a reality/

The book release comes out around the same time as the premiere of Season 3 of True Blood.

Smart Marketing! If we had a book, we would syndicate our release too with our show!

Whether for the book or the show, we’re exciteddd. We just hope Season 3 will hold more of a storyline. There’s only so much soft porn one can take.