Breaking News: Conan leaves NBC

Although strongly hinted at by various other sources, Jay Leno will be in the Tonight Show 11:35pm timeslot.

Conan O’Brien or Coco who expressed strong disagreement with being moved to the 12:05am timeslot is now reported to be leaving NBC and expecting a payout.

Though the deal still has the potential to fail, NBC wants the mess to go away quickly and quietly.

Conan will also be able to appear on other networks before his contract ends with the company but where will Coco go now? Fox News is being hinted as the next obvious choice.

Au revoir but not farewell, Coco

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Avatar Sex Scene Script

For any of those who just can’t wait for the DVD to come out, here is part of the recently released script from 20th Century Fox that illuminates us all on how the blue people sexytime it up!

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

Oooo scintillating stuff. We wonder why Cameron cut it out? It didn’t seem as xxx as it made it out to be. Then again, the film was 2 hours plus.

Too bad! Guess you’ll all have to wait for the DVD

Marc Opens A Café In Italia

Ok, well in a way he did. He actually opened his new Milan boutique Marc by Marc Jacobs WITH a café.

The designer store is designed with navy concrete floors, blue steel shelves and neon signage all in the essence of Marc by Marc Jacobs. Stephan Jaklitsch, the architect for the 3,100 square foot boutique also installed a sliding blue glass door connecting to the café.

The boutique will open at Piazza del Carmine 6 in Milan’s Brera district and will offer Marc’s ready-to-wear and accessories, perfume and sunglasses, and branded trinkets and gadgets. Café o Jacob will be open from 7:30am to 2am accommodating the early birds and the night owls.

Caffeine and Clothes, is there a deeper addiction? Italy has nice weather right now. We think we should all go, first stop, Jacob’s Café!

Barenaked Ladies Still Releasing Albums

Whoa, what is THIS?! It has been some time since we’ve heard from the dynamic duo but this is …depressing. Maybe this is what happens after getting in all sorts of trouble. Steven Page was caught in a scandal with two female companions, cocaine and marijuana not too long ago and surprisingly, was not charged while Ed Robertson crashed a single-engine plane and came through safe and sound. Those guys really did have luck on their side except Steven Page left the group last February and resulted in their first single off the new Barenaked Ladies album All In Good Time above.

Kinda sounds like Ed misses his ‘bro’, doesn’t it?

Strangely enough, with this ‘hit’ they have managed to snag the Vancouver 2010 Olympics as a venue to play in.

We miss One Week, what happened to those days Ladies?

Cancer Returns For Quebec Minister

Claude Béchard,  40, Agriculture Minister for Quebec is in hospital fighting pancreatic cancer for a second time following the discover of a benign growth in his intestines during his hernia surgery performed last week.

They are currently contemplating if radiation therapy or chemotherapy will be needed but Béchard is reportedly in ”good spirit” though he will stay in hospital for 10 days.

On Wednesday, Premier Jean Charest visited Béchard expressing that “his morale as usual is great” and that “[he is] a man of very strong character and he is going to fight to become healthy. He has indicated to me that he is going to want to return to work, which is good news.”

What a trooper! Resilent, unfazed and ready to move on.

Sade Returns After 10 Year Hiatus!

The music video is unique and we love that the song reminds of us of the old days.

Hope it won’t be 2020 when she decides to release another album.

American Idol: Pants On The Ground

The amalgamation of genius lyrical talent coupled with an smooth undeniably rich voice. And you know what we learned today, ”pants on the ground pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground”

This was last night’s musical submission by General Larry.

Who votes Grammy?

Leona Lewis On The Today Show

Leona on the Today Show singing Golden Globe nominated song I See You from the film Avatar. It’s so effortless for her, isn’t it.

Mel C On Girl Groups Today

“Modern girlbands are so sexual.”

Right you are. She also said the Spice Girls were considered provocative in their day but when she looks at girlbands now, ”we [the Spice Girls] were so tame”.

Rebecca Romijn As Milk’s New Poster Girl

Rebecca Romijn and her precious twins Dolly and Charlie are among the latest photographed for the Got Milk advertising campaign.

How Adorable!

Susan Boyle Loves The Boys And Botox!


Oh tragedy! Did SuBo give into THE FAME?

She has allegedly taken a liking to botox? In her interview with Italian Grazia magazine, sources say yes!

“I haven’t changed from an ugly duckling to swan but I do try and take care of myself. I have a new hairdresser and have discovered Botox, as well as getting my teeth whitened. I’ve lost weight for my own self esteem. It’s all been very important. I have the closet of a star [now]. Before, I had to save and recycle clothes – for example, the outfit I wore on Britain’s Got Talent I had bought for my brother’s wedding.”

On the subject of the other sex, reports say Subo thinks, ”that would be nice. To be honest, I have had a few offers but at the moment I am just so busy. For the time being, I have my cat Pebbles to keep me company, he is the most reliable companion.”

Yet, Sony Music denies Subo having even spoken to Grazia and states that she’s never used Botox.

We don’t know if there’s any truth to these rumours but we don’t think she should botox it up!

Don’t give in to the Hollywood Beast Susan!

China Attempted To Hack Google Through McAfee?!!


This is a surprise. Well, not really a surprise but apparently, the hackers rumoured to have been Chinese officials exploited a flaw in Microsoft Explorer’s McAfee to access to Google. This previously unknown flaw was reported by McAfee who said ‘criminals who engineered the attacks persuaded employees of the companies to click on a link to a website that secretly downloaded sophisticated malicious software onto their PCs.’

Dmitri Alperovitch, a vice president of research with McAfee admitted, “We have never seen attacks of this sophistication in the commercial space. We have previously only seen them in the government space.”

He continued, ”The programs allowed the hackers to take control of the PCs without the knowledge of their users”.

Microsoft hasn’t yet fixed the error but hopefully they are soon on their way to doing so. As we reported yesterday, McAfee has recently signed with Facebook to provide $7.5 billion worth of computer anti-virus software as their official virus protectors for a year.

If you are wondering about whether the security of your computer is safe in your computer software’s hands, be not alarmed. Computer technicians we spoke with remarked that there are a number of good anti-virus and anti-spyware programs but NOTHING guarantees your computer safety because of new viruses are constantly becoming more creative and sophisticated as was the attack that originated from China, as the years go by.

Try not to click on anything suspicious though.

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